The thing is that on an archive like this it would be only fair. I dunno, Steff. I'm all for nice looking goblets (and why isn't the symbol a champagne bottle? ) and stuff, but I can't quite picture the selection process. You've made it quality control and you held up to that. I'm looking through the list and I find myself already at a loss for how to choose. So the way I see it now it's only fair if everyone gets an award because so many stories here totally deserve it, but it does defeat the purpose, utterly, yes.
BTW, I like MF's idea for comedy moment, tragedy, description, etc. Maybe you should be thinking of ASC, but of Oscars instead?
Really, there's a dilemma.